Meet Alec Greven, the 9 year-old author of the book “How to Talk to Girls”

Alec Greven is a 9-year old Colorado fourth-grader who wrote a 46-page self-help book called “How to Talk to Girls”…

He wrote it last year as a handwritten pamphlet that he sold for $3 at his school book fair.

alex-greven-how-to-talk-to-girlsNow you can get your hands on it at Amazon as a hardcover book…

Supposedly he wrote it after he noticed his buddies were having some trouble talking to girls. The book is said to be targeted for all ages “from eight to eighty”.

Here’s just a sampling of his advice:

* Comb your hair and don’t wear sweats

* Control your hyperness and cut down on sugar if necessary

* Don’t act desperate

* A crush is like a love disease that can drive you mad

* It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry but are like cars that need a lot of oil

Damn… sounds like this kid has been reading his daily dose of eSeduce…

Smart kid!

In fact Fox has bought the rights for a film adaption of the book for somewhere in the low six figures.

CA-CHING!!!

On top of all that, Alex is striking while the iron is hot by coming out with How to Talk to Moms in March and How to Talk to Dads in April…

So should I assume “How to Talk to Moms” is about picking up MILFs?

If that logic prevails, I don’t even want to know what “How to Talk to Dads” is about…

I’ll end this post with a video with some dating tips by Alec…

Is it just me or does this kid look like a young Christian Hudson?!?