A while back, I gave some tips about pimping out your bachelor pad…
The idea is that most bachelors are slobs and their apartment and rooms make women feel uncomfortable or down right repulsed… which is obviously the OPPOSITE effect that you’re after!
I HATE vacuuming and often try to get women to do it for me, but thanks to an AMAZING gift from my awesome parents… I don’t have to worry about it any more! 
They got me an iRobot Roomba 560 robotic vacuum cleaner… see one in action by clicking here…
It looks like a giant hockey puck and goes around your floor vacuuming until its battery gets low… then it automatically goes to its charging base to get more juice.
SHEER GENIUS!!!
They’re not the cheapest things ever created, but to me… not having to vacuum is PRICELESS!
So if you want to keep your floor clean so the females you bring over don’t want to instantly puke by all your hair and crumbs…. get one at Amazon here…
I have a feeling that it’s also going to be a cool conversation piece too…
This gift partly makes up for all the bad gifts I’ve gotten throughout the years: ShamWows, Snuggies, a 6-pack of non-alcoholic beer, etc…
Happy Holidays!
It’s casual,
Mack Tight
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