In my path to become better with women I decided to limit my TV and movie watching. It was excessive and unproductive.
I think watching a half hour or hour of television a few times a week is perfectly fine. I try to find shows that motivate me.
I used to like Entourage. The first season and a half was amazing. The tenth overall episode, “My Maserati Does 185″, was priceless.
Then Vinnie got oneitis over Mandy Moore. I stuck through it until about the fifteenth episode of season three.
I couldn’t take it any more. It jumped the shark for me. Here are some of my issues with it at that time:
- All gratuitous nudity was eliminated from the show. It’s a show geared toward men that airs on HBO but there’s no tits or ass?!? What the fuck!!!
- Turtle got oneitis for a mechanic girl
- Ari goes from a scummy cheating dirtbag to a pussy-whipped family man who is a little bitch
- The episode with the plot that focused too much on an expensive pair of limited shoes for Turtle. Wouldn’t that be a plot more suited for “Sex in the City”?
When the Ari character become so popular that they had to change him into a wuss who kissed his wife and Vinnie’s ass, that was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me.
I started watching Showtime’s “Californication” recently. The first three episodes were amazing. I counted four topless girls getting fucked in the first episode alone.
David Duchovny’s character was awesome. He was cocky and funny. He just didn’t give a fuck. He was in his mid-40’s and was tapping hot young girls like kegs at a frat party. It was the first time I heard “Fuck, Marry, Kill” referenced outside of the seduction community.
Then as the episodes go on his oneitis for his ex-girlfriend starts kicking into high gear. He starts flashing back more and more about the good times he had with her. Never mind the fact that she was with him while he had a big time book that was turning into a movie and once he got writer’s block she cheated on him with a wealthier and more powerful man.
The girls he fucks in the first few episodes start to come back and manipulate him.
There’s a sappy episode about his Dad dying. It made me want to puke.
The nudity starts becoming nonexistent. I see more skin in the weekly K-Mart flyer than in the last few episodes.
He resorts to having to fuck hookers. The hooker manipulates him and not in a cool “Risky Business” I-Got-Used-But-Still-Got-Into-Princeton-And-Fucked-A-Hot-Hooker-On-A-Subway way.
It has morphed into a chick show.
If you want to check the show out you can download episodes from Amazon or . You can also download the full season for a discounted price.
If you prefer DVDs, you can preorder the Season 1 DVD Set at Amazon now.
Every male comedy movie that I see starts out with guys having a blast and fucking hot young women without abandon.
Somehow they get oneitis for a girl who isn’t half as hot as the girls they were fucking before.
They chase the girl like a little wuss bag and along the way learn that they were a buffoon for having sex and partying excessively before. What they really wanted all along was to be pussy-whipped and stay at home and watch TV on Saturday nights with their future wife, children and dog.
I turn off “Old School” and “Wedding Crashers” at the 45 minute mark. The second half of those movies do not exist in my world.
At least Nip/Tuck will be starting again soon. It is hit or miss during any given season but at least it isn’t hit the first two seasons and miss all subsequent seasons.
All I want is a show and movie whose balls go “clang, clang” just like mine. Is that too much to ask for?