Mack Tight
Jun 30,2008
In: Seduction Community

Dimitri the Lover’s Phone Messages becomes a Viral Sensation

Dimitri the Lover (now referred to as “Dimitri the Stud” sarcastically by many) has become a viral sensation with his two recorded phone calls. It’s been Farked, it’s been YouTubed, it’s been Digged, it’s been TSBed.

Here it is for those who haven’t heard it:

The text with the video is:

“This was sent to me by a friend, its legit… following is the story from him…

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your chair. “

At first I thought this was so bad that it had to be fake. Who would ACTUALLY leave phone messages like this? It had to be a joke! Apparently this Dimitri guy has a movie coming out so I thought it was probably some really smart viral marketing.

But here I found out that it is sadly real. In reflection, I have worked and went to college with some guys who actually do talk like this.

Dimitri is a PUA in Canada and holds classes that he charges $40 to go to. He is 45 years old and apparently has had issues in the past including having his doctor’s license revoked.

Guys, I think this goes without saying; don’t be a Dimitri!

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