Dimitri the Lover is Back!

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Do you remember Dimitri the Lover’s voice mail messages from last year?

It appears like that was just the tip of the iceberg!

Dimitri the Lover appears in a new documentary called “The Great Intoxication: An Exploration Into The World of Seduction” by Matthew Manuge…

…and he makes last years phone messages sound like tiddlywinks in comparison.

You can watch a 15 minute clip from the documentary below (or click here to view it) but let me mention two things first before you do so…

1. The first 11 minutes and 38 seconds is a snoozefest, so I recommend skipping ahead…

2. It is NOT SAFE FOR WORK… due to The Dating Wizard being interviewed by a butt naked chick, Dimitri’s foul language and Kermie’s offensive Smurf-blue glittery shirt…

WOW!!!

That clip starts slow but becomes Oscar worthy by the end!!!

I’ve defended every aspect of the seduction community in the past but I’m not defending these guys… they are on their own here.

First is Kermie, who talks about as fast as a sloth moves.

Is he Johnny Soporno’s long lost brother? Two chunky guys with big egos from Toronto who talk like Michael Jackson…

On to Kermie’s threads…

His shirts look like he hopped in a DeLorean, went back to 1997 and robbed Puffy and Ma$e.

Next, his Fedoras…

Why do guys insist on wearing hats indoors? It’s like putting a neon sign above your head that says “I’m bald and insecure about it.”

But Frankie makes up for it all with his legendary quote…

Even out of that taint comes something good.

Like what?!…

…ball sweat?
…a fudge trickle?

Maybe Kermie smuggles Twinkies into Blue Jays games in his taint…

Next is Michael “The Dating Wizard”.

Who the hell would want to call themselves a “Wizard”?!

What, was “The Dating Warlock” and “The Dating Sorcerer” already taken?

Why not just call yourself “The Dating Urkel” and be fucking done with it!

So The Pinball Wizard gets interviewed by a naked chick for some dumb reason. Even with the naked chick I think I would still turn the channel… even if only “The View” and “Sex and The City” were on the others…

So after two duds comes the headliner, Dimitri the Lover…

…and the documentary maker knows it!

Dimitri starts out making some sense but he quickly jumps out of the wading pool and dives off the deep end.

The documentary maker just hammers us with carefully edited quotes that keep escalating and escalating…

…and when Dimitri escalates it isn’t two steps forward, one step back…

He’s like Homer in his Mr. Plow truck… full boar ahead, no looking back!

WOW! This guy makes Puck from “The Real World: San Francisco” seem conservative and reserved…

Finally, after Dimitri gets done showing us why he’s the rockstar, we are left with Kermie and a handful of Toronto lair guys reciting together the “10 Rules of Women” like some kind of Fight Club that Tyler Durden would immediately yank the franchise rights to the second he saw it.

I’m speechless…

This shit is bananas!




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