There’s a female dating advice Youtube channel called “DudePanel“. They fell upon my radar years back because dating coach David Wygant was once a contributor to their channel. Now there’s only two dudes, Dave Booda and Obi Okorougo.
Today, I want to talk about Dave Booda. I don’t know what it is, but this dude’s face just annoys me. Maybe it’s his bushy eyebrows, or his dopey facial expressions in the thumbnails, or his hipster beard or likely a combination of them all. It’s like they combine together like Voltron and incite the urge for me to punch them all back apart into pieces. But don’t take that as a threat Davey, I admittedly couldn’t punch my way out of a wet paper bag.
A quick Google search of his name landed me on his personal pages which quickly reaffirmed my initial intuitions that he was a guy I wouldn’t like.
I watched one of his DudePanel videos a few years ago and it annoyed me enough that I was going to write about it. I never got around to it, I must have been too busy getting laid or cleaning my toilet to bother.
I remember it being about him answering a girls question about if guys like fake tits. He basically answered it by saying something like “fake taa-taas are yucky”. He also took every opportunity he could to intersperse it with juvenile slang acronyms for boobs that the female watcher was apparently supposed to think was “cute”. Needless to say, I found it all utterly cringe-worthy.
And for the record, fake tits are fucking AWESOME. If you want them, a good boob job is money well spent. Girls, don’t listen to condescending advice about “fake things” from a guy who appears to dye his beard with a Just For Men shade that’s much too dark in comparison to his hair color. In case you’re color blind Dave, “jet black” does not look the same as “medium brown”.
So that leads us to this new video. Dave tries to tackle the topic of “nice guys”. Give it a watch and then get ready for my comments below:
So Dave starts with a story about how he and another random dude were having a limp dick noodle fight to be the one to pick up a girl’s fan at a music festival and give it back to her.
He then somehow takes that lame story to draw the conclusion that men only want to do nice things for women. And women should let them do these nice things for them. Because men are nice. And they get warm fuzzies by doing nice things for girls.
*BEEP!* *BEEP!* *BEEP!* I’m sorry guys, my fuckboy detector just went off!
Does Dave think women were born yesterday? Are we to believe that “nice guys” do nice things to women for the sole motive of feeling good inside? Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining!
Women are not stupid. The reality is that the majority of the time, nice guys do nice things for women because they want to FUCK THEM!
Wanting to sleep with a girl you’re attracted to is understandable. But it’s a dick move to be dishonest and manipulative to a woman by pretending to be nice because you think it will make her feel obligated to sleep with you. It’s a total fuckboy move.
You know how I know this? Because I used to be a shitty “nice guy”! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m still polite and nice to women. But I’m not a dishonest and manipulative “nice guy”.
If you’re confused by this, I highly recommend you get Robert Glover’s amazing book “No More Mr. Nice Guy“. That book truly opened my eyes on how “nice guys” are actually jerks. They are confused pussies who don’t know how to get what they want. They use what they perceive as “covert contracts”. For example, they fix a girl’s car for free and in return she’s supposed to psychic and know that the actual price is a blow job in return. When his skin flute doesn’t get tooted, the nice guy blows up and becomes a raging asshole. (Wait, did I just use a cutesy term for “penis”?! My god, I’m even WORSE than Dave!)
If there’s any possibility that you are a nice guy, you need to read that book right away. It’s also worth getting if you’re a female and want to understand how nice guys think and act. It doesn’t cost much for the Kindle version or hardcover. I listened to the audiobook which is actually free with an Audible trial.
So that’s it. I hope I wasn’t too hard on Dave Booda. I realize his content is not geared towards me. These are only my opinions. Please don’t kick my ass Mr. Nice Rugged Beard Man. You only need a dangling cross earring and a pair of aviator glasses and you’d look just like a young George Michael. See, I can say nice things and give complements too!