I despise dance clubs

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This past weekend I went back to Minneapolis to visit some friends.  They took me to a bunch of dance clubs.

I like to think that I can adapt to any environment but I just cannot get into dance clubs any more.

The music was excessively loud to the point that I could not talk to my friends who were only a few feet away.   How would I be able to talk to a woman?

Half the club was roped off for VIP.  In Minneapolis VIP doesn’t mean that you are a movie star or professional athlete, it just means you have $40 to waste to seem important.  The part of the club that wasn’t VIP was so packed that I could barely move.   I was getting bumped around like I was in the mosh pit at Ozzfest.

The club was full of drunken douche bags running around grinding the ass of any girl that they could find.  Has anyone had success getting laid by doing this?

I got sick of it and did something I said I would never do again: I whined like a bitch and pleaded to my friends to leave.

Two of us went to a different more laid back bar at 1am and an hour later we left the bar with two women.

When I was in college I used to enjoy dance clubs in moderation.  We would go to chill bars earlier in the night and close the night at a dance club.  I was guaranteed to run into a girl I knew or a girl I met at a different bar earlier in the night.  We would both be intoxicated and start dancing and it lead to us going home and fucking.

Now I find it better to just stay at the chill bars all night.

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  • Bobby Rio
    November 28th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    I agree… going to a dance club at this point in my life is a ngihtmare. I absolutely hate it. Unless Im bringing a few girls with me, then its not as bad (still not good) maybe cuz i hate dancing.. but ive found that the smaller chiller places like you mentioned is where i have my most succesful nights.

  • dthomas
    November 30th, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    Danceclubs can get a bit crazy when they are too packed. Unfortunately, they also have the highest concentration of good looking girls. Good dance game will help you out a lot in these places. i too however would prefer the quieter, chill lounge bar over the loud, dance clubs. cheers!

  • Malcolm
    December 4th, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    Dance clubs are shit! When I was in college I used to have long hair and guaranteed every night I would get about three fucked morons humping my ass and every now and then giving it a squeeze until I turned round.

    I have friend who will hop on the dance floor, dance across from some total stranger - exchange smiles then go over and start getting it on, “No introductions, no nothing.” I have no fucking clue how they accomplished this because the few times I tried I’ve just been slapped.

  • Mack Tight
    December 10th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    I agree, I usually try not to take a girl I was fucking or wanted to fuck to a dance club although I still end up getting dragged there often anyway. It is like dangling fillet mignon over a pit of crocodiles when you can just eat it at the table.

    I think it is not about the places with the highest concentration of good looking girls but the place with the highest concentration of ATTAINABLE good looking girls. A lot of girls at dance clubs just want attention that their husband or boyfriend isn’t giving them. I also find it hard to sarge when it is too fucking loud to even talk to them. I guess I just do not have “Good dance game” like you suggest.

    That is fucking hilarious! It would take just one night of me getting a dick ground into my ass before I would either cut my hair or quit going to that club. I wish I was your friend. I need to smile more like your friend does, it is a problem of mine.

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