Jessica Alba is pregnant. I repeat, Jessica Alba is pregnant.
She is knocked-up. She has a bun in her oven. She will pop sometime this spring.
This would be a good time to give up on your delusional fantasies of her. Sadly, I think it will only create new fantasies for some of you sick fucks.
The only thing left is for me to decide if I should marry her or to let the whole world know that we have been living in sin