Julien Blanc Peacocks by Dressing Like Teenage Girl

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Last post, I licked Real Social Dynamic’s balls for how good their video production is lately..

Then they post this absolute shitshow of a video..

It sure looks like they green-screened Julien Blanc in the bridge footage at the beginning. The camera rotates and he stays stationary. The lighting on him doesn’t change even as the camera moves around.

I understand the concept of “peacocking”, but Julien Blanc has been dressing like a bumbling fuckwad for the past several years. Let’s breakdown his atrocious wardrobe in this video:

1.) Shitty curved billed “dad cap” placed slightly cockeyed on the head-

You are not the Fresh Prince. This is not 1994. Your hat does not make you look “edgy”.. it makes you look like a fucking baffoon.

2.) Baggy baby blue shawl/button down sweater with white stars-

I don’t know if this butt ugly sweater makes him look more like a teenage girl character from the 1990’s TV sitcom “Blossom” or more like one of the “Golden Girls”. It is effeminate, and not like in a questionable “tight leather pants” way where it can be considered “sexy”. This sweater is a female boner killer through and through. It sucks any moisture from women’s panties like a tampon in the Sahara Desert.

3.) Baggy Kiss “Hot In The Shade” t-shirt-

This is the one article of clothing he’s wearing that I sort of like. “Hot In The Shade” is a shitty late-80s Kiss album during their forgettable makeup-less era. It’s best known for having the power ballad “Forever” which turns erect nipples into droopy dog ears and makes hard cocks instantly limp as an overcooked noodle. That being said, I have a soft spot in my heart for anything related to the late-80s/early 90s. My main issue with the shirt is that it’s 3 sizes too big and the collar is stretched out like Andre The Giant’s mom’s vagina after giving birth to him.

4.) Tight black jeans with knees ripped out-

Julien’s tops are all sloppy, baggy, and stretched-out. But his jeans are super skinny. But he’s got the knees ripped out. I never understood unfaded brand new jeans with the knees ripped out. I guess fashion is not logical, and Julien’s fashion is even less logical.

5.) Shiny silver Gucci sneakers-

Gucci sneakers don’t make sense to me. They are incredibly expensive shitty-quality boring sneakers. Why not add some shiny tinfoil to them to “flashy” them up? Then they look like incredibly gaudy expensive shitty-quality boring sneakers.

As a whole, Julien gives me a Chappelle Show’s Tyrone Biggums fashion vibe.

So enough being fashion police, what about the presentation?

Julien Blanc is in a large auditorium and he’s showing permanent marker chicken scratch drawings on a little drawing easel. Really? Was the projector broken? This is a horseshit presentation!

Julien has really lost me lately. The dude is always bouncing around and constantly has his arms frailing like a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman who just snorted a line of coke off a hooker’s ass.

I think the dude needs some L-Theanine to take it down a couple notches. I get being high energy, but this guy is just draining to watch. Reading my kick-ass free men’s dating tips newsletter is a lot more mellow and rewarding, sign up for it here.

It’s casual,

Mack Tight

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