I remember going to spring break in Panama City Beach many years ago…
I saw a shaggy looking dude who was macking hard with the women (he kinda looked like the dude in the video below actually)…
I asked him “Man, what’s your secret bro?”…
He said “Put some Funky Cold Medina in their glass, and the girls will cum real quick!”
JUST KIDDIN’!
He actually said “I bring my guitar on the beach and play & sing songs… women LOVE IT!”
He got their numbers & hooked up with them later at night…
I made up my mind, I wasn’t going to go on another Spring Break until I knew how to play a guitar in order to pickup chicks!
(Of course, now I own 3 guitars… but like the lazy f**k that I am, I STILL haven’t learned how to play them yet…)
Thank God the guys at College Humor have made a video to help me out…
EPIC!
I’ll be honest though, I ACTUALLY wanna learn how to play the guitar though…
I’m proud to say I’m using an online guitar training program called Guitar Super Stars…
You might want to check it out too if you have a guitar lying around and don’t know how to play it…
Just be warned…
You’ll be competing with me on the beach this spring break!
Plus, I’m packing the Funky Cold Medina too…
And unlike Tone-Loc, this brozinski knows how to use it the right way! 
It’s casual,
Mack Tight
~~> Click Here For Guitar Lesson Videos…
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