Ross Jeffries 50th Birthday and him sarging at Pinkberry

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It’s September, which means it’s the month of Ross Jeffries‘ birthday!

And this is a special one, the “father of seduction” turns the big 5-0!

Congratupenetratinglations! (note the subtle NLP I just used)

Don’t worry about being the eldest guru in the game, David Wygant isn’t that far behind you…

Shit, you two should be friends instead of being fake enemies! You two can watch Matlock, shop for polyester and power walk in the mall at 5am together!

Just shitting, age doesn’t matter as I always say…

In celebration of Ross’s birthday I would like to link to a “classic” blog post of his…

Here’s the setup for it:

It seems like to be a guru you need to recommend a trendy place to sarge that offers overpriced food or drinks.

David DeAngelo recommends picking up women at Starbucks

David Wygant is all about Whole Foods…

And our boy Ross Jeffries is calling Pinkberry his uppity sarging destination of choice

If you are unfamiliar with Pinkberry it is a place where you can buy $7 frogurt covered with fruit.

I was going to end this with a NLP joke involving Ross sarging and using the words “creamy” and “giggle berries” but I just realized it was more horrendous than it was funny…

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  • Im an asshole 2
    September 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    I would have guessed that he was turning 60, not 50. Thundercat does say “looks don’t matter”….

    I wonder if Ross has seen his twin brother, “Elegant” Elliott Offen, around lately? He hasn’t been on Howard Stern in a long time.

  • The G Manifesto
    April 13th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    I thought he was 70 and Neil Strauss was 50.

    - MPM

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