Russell Brand Acts Gay To Pickup Chicks

Russell Brand is a British comedian who made waves after ripping on the Jonas Brothers promise rings when hosting the MTV music awards.

The dude has the sissiest hair I’ve ever seen on a man…

Even sissier than the lead singer from Tokio Hotel…

He admitted on David Letterman to pretend like he is gay to score women…

He says that women feel less intimidated by his advances because his sissy hair and flamboyant clothing mark him as gay.

He says…

“That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue.”

Bang! Doucehbag!

I think Russell has been watching too much infield footage of Mehow :)