The highlight of Monday’s BCS National Championship between Alabama and Notre Dame was definitely quarterback AJ McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine Webb.
Announcer Brent Musburger politely complimented her beauty in a much more professional manner than how I would have. I can picture myself saying “Dammmmmmmn, that girl is hot as fuck… I have no intention on camping tonight but I’m still pitching a tent!”
Poor 73 year-old Brent still took tons of heat. I’ve read articles calling him “creepy” and a “dirty old man”. ESPN even released a public apology on his behalf…
What a bunch of BULLSHIT!
Here’s my 3 issues regarding the hypocrisy of this situation…
1.) She’s A Beauty Queen By Profession
Katherine is a fucking beauty queen! She’s Miss Alabama and the girlfriend of a QB in the game. She gets judged as she walks around stage in bikinis and evening gowns. She received a glittery princess crown and a sash for winning. She’s in the business of having older guys comment on her beauty. If her job was being a computer programmer, would it be sexist to say she “writes good code”?
On top of that, I don’t see what is so ‘creepy’ with a man in his 70s calling an adult female ‘beautiful’. She’s 23 years old, not 13. Is he supposed to tuck his dick and balls up his ass crack and play dumb about her smokin’ hot ass body?
2.) The Media Is Gender Biased
The Gawker Medias of the world celebrate the ol’ bags on The View for pinching Ryan Gosling’s ass cheeks… but then bash Brent for complementing the looks of a adult female. They claim it is ‘unacceptable’ and makes him a creepy old scumbag.
How the fuck is it any of THEIR business? Katherine was “flattered” by Brent’s comments. Her mom and dad were okay with it. Who gives a shit about the opinion of anyone else? (of course other than me that is )
While I’m on the subject, I find it amusing when older women who hook up with younger men complain about being labeled a “cougar”. BOO-FUCKING-HOO!! Cry me a fucking river. On the flipside, an older man who dates younger women is called a “dirty old man”. From now on, I want these men to be called “panthers”… otherwise I’m calling these ladies “dirty old women”. How’s the shoe fit on the other foot?
3.) Some Female’s Are Insecure
I hear girls talk endlessly about Taylor Lautner’s ass and Channing Tatum’s abs. Do I take it personal? Do I get all defensive and start attacking the girls? Do I try to nitpick and put down these male celebrities?
FUCK NO… I don’t expect to compete with these guys in the looks department.
Yet, that’s what I get regarding Katherine Webb and Brent Musburger. I see a bunch of jealous and insecure women shooting flames from their nostrils. They say anything they can to try to chastise Brent and knock down Katherine. A female TMZ commenter called her an “empty-headed bimbo”. Those are the comments that need to cease, not Brent’s. Stop comparing yourself to others… it’s just going to drive you mad.
So there you go, my 2-cents on the whole Katherine Webb / Brent Musburger fiasco. Normally I side with women when it comes to male/female issues, but this time I’m waving my dick in the air and letting my balls go CLANG CLANG!