David Shade’s Colorful Analogies

Today’s the last day to get David Shade’s 2009 Masterful Lover Convention DVDs…
He’s going to stop selling them at Midnight tonight…
That means he’s giving us a double helping of his colorful analogies today!
It seems like David is picking up where Dan Rather left off when it comes to these bizarre sayings.
Here’s a sampling…
From the sales [...]