Tales from the AFC Crypt: Threesomes that you brag about should involve you and two girls

tales from the afc cryptHere’s part of a post I wrote roughly two years ago. This is one of the posts I wrote in my AFC days that I still agree with. I like the Saved by the Bell reference but I don’t like the hostility I had.

If you wonder why I bring this specific post up at this time it is setting up for a post I’m going to make a bit later today that involves some comments made on the post I made last Friday.

I think I even just confused myself. Check back later and hopefully the next post will make it all make sense.

I once was talking with a guy who would not stop babbling about how amazing a ménage à trois he had..

“OK, my roommate has this fiancé that is gorgeous and I came home from work and caught them fucking in the living room and he invited me to fuck his fiancé with him: IT WAS AMAZING! Threesomes are everything I imagined and then some!”

Whoooooa, let’s pretend I’m Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell and I can stop time. Is this dude bragging about having a threesome with another penis involved in the equation?

I quickly call him on the fact that my impression of a threesome is two girls and one guy. He disputed that a threesome technically only means three people having sex together. I guess I needed to be more specific.

“Dude, a threesome that a man BRAGS about has to involve two women. You leave the other man out of the story and just say you fucked a hot chick in your situation and save face dumb fuck.”