Viva Viagra?!? Could erectile dysfunction ads get any more pathetic?

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I understand Axe body spray ads. The target audience is young AFC heterosexual males.

The ads involve some Joe Schmoe applying Axe and hordes of hot women jumping out of the bushes to rape him.

I don’t buy the shit but it seems like a smart ad based on the target audience.

I’m not a middle-aged man battling erectile dysfunction, but I think a Viagra ad similar to the Axe ads would be highly effective.

Maybe a middle-aged man in an office popping a blue pill just before his young voluptuous secretary comes in for a meeting with him. She unbuttons a couple of her top buttons on her blouse as he shuts the door behind her with a devilish grin and closes the blinds.

Instead we get this:

A group of middle-aged douche bags in some shack in the boonies singing together. Each one professes their monogamous love for their wives in a overly cheesy matter. The worst part is that they rip-off the classic Elvis Presley song “Viva Las Vegas” and change the chorus to “Viva Viagra”.

What…the…FUCK!?!

If I get erectile dysfunction I’m going to buy Cialis. I will even buy some of that herbal shit that I get spammed about before I buy Viagra.

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  • Mack Tight
    August 28th, 2007 at 8:18 am

    I wrote this post at 10pm last night and by 5am this morning a representative of Unilever (the makers of Axe) has already visited it. It is amazing how much these companies monitor what is being said about their product. Now why can’t Pfizer monitor it?

  • Mack Tight
    September 12th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Would you like to attract the “C1@lis” and “V1agr@” spammers to leave comment spam on one of your posts? Then just make the big mistake of putting “Viagra” or “Cialis” in the subject or body of one of your posts and wait for them to pile up! I’m at 55 and counting with this post.

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